Things I need to share with you from yesterday's radio show:

-Blue ketchup. Yup, Heinz, the folks who brought you green ketchup in 2000, introduced "stellar blue" ketchup on Monday. Heinz has actually sold over 25 million bottles of colored ketchup (green, purple, orange, and teal) in the last three years. Now, in light of salsa verde, I can understand green ketchup, but orange....and teal? Um, ew!

-For those (like me) who can't stand screaming children: A Northwest Airlines flight attendant was convicted of trying to quiet a "severely rambunctious" 19-month-old passenger by slipping Xanax in the baby's apple juice. So maybe drugging the kid was wrong, but I bet there were several passengers who were extremely grateful to this flight attendant.