I have outwitted the laws of physics. Thanks to the miracle of radio, I managed to be in two places at once this morning. I was on the radio from midnight to 6 a.m. and I was at home, sleeping in my little bed.

Yup, welcome to the wonderful world of voice tracks. This particular method is the cost-effective way the Clear Channel corporation rules its section of the airwaves. Basically, the DJ records everything he or she is going to say and often sends the tracks to other locations. In my case, I recorded my voice and told the computer when to start and stop the songs and public service announcements. I spent about an hour and a half to get the entire 6-hour shift done. And for the first time, I was able to actually hear myself on the radio...weird.

And, because it's Wednesday....
Things I have to share with you from yesterday's radio show:

-Daytime TV will get its first lesbian kiss on ABC's "All My Children" next Tuesday. Hollywood apparently considers the daytime audience to be conservative, which is why soaps are so far behind the rest of TV. I mean, remember Willow and Tara on "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" in 2000?

-MTV announced the nominees for its 2003 Movie Awards. The top nominees are Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Spider-Man with five nominations each. Four furry-footed hobbits versus your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? You decide.

-Dreadlocks: they're fun, fashionable, and they make a great wallet. Prison guards in Norway found 2500 euros (about $2700 USD) in a prisoner's long dreadlocks. Can you imagine how nasty that money would be by the time the guy got out of jail? Eww!